I just recently bought this shirt and may not be on here very much longer. SO the time to act is NOW! Dont delay! HURRY HURRY! Supplies of me are limited!

http://www.everythingwolf.com/shop/productdetails.aspx?ProductID=872

From the very moment I tried it on, that's when I could feel the magical powers of "the three wolves" happening. After admiring myself in my full length mirror for over an hour I decided to take a stroll from my silver bullet trailer to the local Wal-mart..

With the three wolf shirt on I was immediately approached by two women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I was like a wolf mysterious and willingness to 'howl at the moon' from time to time. But I had no urge to urinate in public yet.

The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because between the two of them I dont think they could have chewed a sandwich, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

While inside t Wal-mart, I mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show in plain view. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants, flip-flops, camo hat, and a neon pink tube-top shirt standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her "mountain dew", and the rest is a redneck dream come true. .


Thank you wolf shirt.

Admiring my wolf shirt as I discuss what interests you. Possibly over dinner with a few rare steaks and bowl of beverage for you.